my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
"Implied Sexual Content"
Get that weak ass shit out of here I want full on dick bumping not the ghost of gay sex past
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
which feels the worst?
a) developing a crush on a friend
b) developing a crush on a stranger
c) developing a crush on a celebrity
d) developing a crush on a fictional character
this is actually a trick question the answer is all of them they all feel terrible all of them